schadenfreude

  <script language="javascript">
        <!--
                new_url = "/Home.aspx";
                try
                {
                  url = document.location.toString();
                  i_page = url.indexOf("page=");
                  if (i_page > 0)
                  {
                    i_param = url.indexOf("&", i_page);
                    if (i_param > 0)
                       new_url = url.substring(i_page + 5, i_param);
                    else
                      new_url = url.substring(i_page + 5);
                    new_url = unescape( new_url );
                  }
                  if (new_url.substring(0, 7) != "http://" && new_url.substring(0, 8) != "https://")
                  {
                    if (i_page >= 0)
                      last_slash = url.lastIndexOf("/", i_page);
                    else
                      last_slash = url.lastIndexOf("/");
                    new_url = url.substring(0, last_slash) + new_url;
                  }
                  new_url = new_url.replace("https:", "http:");
                }
                catch (theException)
                {
                }
                document.location = new_url;
        // -->
        </script>

require 'rubygems'
require 'mechanize'

agent = WWW::Mechanize.new

# Orkut is slightly different then login for other google services. 
# Orkut's login form is included in an iframe so we will need to use the iframe url instead of http://www.orkut.com
page = agent.get 'https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLoginBox?service=orkut&nui=2&uilel=1&skipvpage=true&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.orkut.com%2FRedirLogin.aspx%3Fmsg%3D0%26page%3D%252FHome.aspx%253Fxid%253D9364704888537223147&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.orkut.com%2FGLogin.aspx&hl=en-US'

# The login form isnt named but it is the first and only form on the page,.. lets get it.
form = page.forms.first

# Fill out the form with your credentials and submit
form.Email = '*** Your Account Name or Gmail Email ***'
form.Passwd = '*** Your Password ***'

page = agent.submit form

# This is the tricky part as we get bounced around with some javascript redirects.
# The first page we are sent to has a url we need to follow handily accessable in the <noscript> section.
# Simply follow the url. It is not dynamic, no session ids, etc so just hard code it, should never change.
page = agent.get 'https://www.google.com/accounts/CheckCookie?continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.orkut.com%2FRedirLogin.aspx%3Fmsg&service=orkut&chtml=LoginDoneHtml&skipvpage=true'

# The next page we are sent to is a little trickier.
# Basically a bunch of javascript that figures out which google service we are using and redirects us to it.
# Ill save you the trouble. It is simply http://www.orkut.com/Home.aspx.
page = agent.get 'http://www.orkut.com/Home.aspx'

# Yay! we have now broken into orkut and are ready to rob it of all its important data. Begin scraping!

# Swipe some info from our account, like check if there are any unread messages 
unread_messages = page.search '//a[@href="/Messages.aspx"]/text()'
puts 'You have ' + unread_messages.to_s + '.' if unread_messages

# How about, download all your scrap messages, get mechanize to query Google Translate to convert all those love letters from lonely Brazilians women to english. 
page = agent.click page.links.text(/scrapbook/)
#scraps = page.search '/html/body/table/tbody/tr/td/table/tbody/tr/td/form/table/tbody/tr/td'
scraps = page.search '//*[@id="scrap_body_"+*]'
scraps = page.search '/html/body/table:eq(1)//div[@style="overflow: auto;"][a]'
translate = WWW::Mechanize.new

# Open Google Translate
t = translate.get 'http://www.google.com/translate_t'

# Switch select box to Portuguese
#   <select name=langpair>
#     <option value="en|pt">English to Portuguese</option>
#     ..
#   </select>
# Happens to be the 23rd option in the list, or array index 22
(0..3).each do |i|
  form = t.forms.first
  form.fields.name('langpair').options[22].select

  message_start = scraps[i].inner_html.index('<br />') + 7
  message_end = scraps[i].inner_html.index('<small>') - 3

  message = scraps[i].inner_html[message_start..message_end]

  form.text = message
  t = translate.submit form
  result = t.search '//div[@id="result_box"]'
  puts "#{result.inner_html}\n\n"
end